Where has cricket gone since 2010?
As the main headline on the front of the paper today will have reminded you, many people who suffered in 'The Event' in 2010 have recently been released from the cryogenic labs at which they were being stored, as the cure for radiation poisoning was made available to the public last week. I felt I should try and sum up what has happened in cricket since 2010, for the benefit of these people and to refresh the memories of the rest of you.
International
Those of you waking up from 2010, be extremely well prepared for a shock before reading the next line.
Pakistan are the best Test team in the world.
There, I told you to prepare yourselves. They've transformed themselves from the team with so many problems they could open a problem factory to Test World Leaders in 12 years. And people don't really know how or why. In an era now of great bowlers, (cricket used to be a batsman's game!) They have one of the best batsmen in the world in Azeem Ghumman, who was actually playing first class cricket before 'The Event' actually happened, and has scored over 9000 runs in test matches at 44.18, with 22 100s, and although he had a slump in form last year, he is still only 31 and is likely to come back to form soon. Yasim Murtaza, their best bowler, a slow left armer, averages around 23 per wicket, and also played FC cricket before 'The Event' also being 31 now.
The top ODI team in the world is Australia, closely followed by England, but Australia at the top are deserved leaders in that format. They have, in my opinion and that of many others, the best batsman in the world since Bradman in Gary Beaumont, who is only 26. His FC average is over 70, and his test average over 60. Even his ODI average is almost 58. Phil Hughes, if course, is still imperious at the top of the order, with a career ODI average of almost 48.5. In the bowling attack, a young offspinner, Phil Murphy, has played 23 ODIs at just over 16 per wicket and an economy rate of just over 4. Evergreen 31 year old quick Graham Nye also shines brightly in ODIs, with an average of just under 20. After Australia decided he would not play any more tests after only 2, he concentrated on his one day game and has become a cult hero in Australia.
England have had success in ODIs, despite a strange policy of not continuing to pick players who perform exceptionally well in the bowling front, with no less than 4 bowlers averaging under 20 from between 10 and 20 matches, yet continuing to pick underperforming batsmen, with no current batsman averaging over 36. Somehow, however, they have managed to win a lot of matches without a lot of good players, holding the 2nd position in ODIs. In tests, they have also been good, with a rating of 3rd=, with Australia, but they have suffered again due to bad selection in my opinion.
Domestic
Prepare yourself time again.
The ECB haven't messed with the competition structure for 11 years.
After the cancellation of the 2010 season part way through due to 'The Event', the ECB for once did the sensible thing by deciding that part of the reason for 'The Event' may have been due to the lack of the 50 over game in the county structure, and reverted the system for the 2011 season back to how it was in the 2009 season. They haven't changed it since, and 'The Event' has not repeated itself, so maybe it's worked.
In terms of who's won trophies, Yorkshire have been dominant, with 9 trophies in only the past 6 years, including a treble winning season in 2018. Kent have also won 3 trophies in that period, as have Sussex under the Hopkinson banner (Mark Robinson quit immediately after the 'Event'). I can also, surprisingly tell you that the holders of the Challenge Trophy going into the 2022 season are Scotland CC, beating Hopkinson's Sussex in the final, something that may have well made Hopkinson resign at the end of the season.
In terms of perennial failures, Glamorgan have established themselves as the worst side, with 5 bottom placed finishes in the 2 divisional competitions in only the past 6 years, making so many wooden spoons they almost need another utensils draw to fit them all in. Somerset, the second best one day team in the country pre-'Event', are now almost permanent fixtures in the bottom tiers of English cricket.
If the whole regeneration process didn't work well, and you don't remember what cricket is or who I am, don't start trying to re-find out. Cricket is a cruel mistress, and you really don't want to know who I am. Honestly.
As the main headline on the front of the paper today will have reminded you, many people who suffered in 'The Event' in 2010 have recently been released from the cryogenic labs at which they were being stored, as the cure for radiation poisoning was made available to the public last week. I felt I should try and sum up what has happened in cricket since 2010, for the benefit of these people and to refresh the memories of the rest of you.
International
Those of you waking up from 2010, be extremely well prepared for a shock before reading the next line.
Pakistan are the best Test team in the world.
There, I told you to prepare yourselves. They've transformed themselves from the team with so many problems they could open a problem factory to Test World Leaders in 12 years. And people don't really know how or why. In an era now of great bowlers, (cricket used to be a batsman's game!) They have one of the best batsmen in the world in Azeem Ghumman, who was actually playing first class cricket before 'The Event' actually happened, and has scored over 9000 runs in test matches at 44.18, with 22 100s, and although he had a slump in form last year, he is still only 31 and is likely to come back to form soon. Yasim Murtaza, their best bowler, a slow left armer, averages around 23 per wicket, and also played FC cricket before 'The Event' also being 31 now.
The top ODI team in the world is Australia, closely followed by England, but Australia at the top are deserved leaders in that format. They have, in my opinion and that of many others, the best batsman in the world since Bradman in Gary Beaumont, who is only 26. His FC average is over 70, and his test average over 60. Even his ODI average is almost 58. Phil Hughes, if course, is still imperious at the top of the order, with a career ODI average of almost 48.5. In the bowling attack, a young offspinner, Phil Murphy, has played 23 ODIs at just over 16 per wicket and an economy rate of just over 4. Evergreen 31 year old quick Graham Nye also shines brightly in ODIs, with an average of just under 20. After Australia decided he would not play any more tests after only 2, he concentrated on his one day game and has become a cult hero in Australia.
England have had success in ODIs, despite a strange policy of not continuing to pick players who perform exceptionally well in the bowling front, with no less than 4 bowlers averaging under 20 from between 10 and 20 matches, yet continuing to pick underperforming batsmen, with no current batsman averaging over 36. Somehow, however, they have managed to win a lot of matches without a lot of good players, holding the 2nd position in ODIs. In tests, they have also been good, with a rating of 3rd=, with Australia, but they have suffered again due to bad selection in my opinion.
Domestic
Prepare yourself time again.
The ECB haven't messed with the competition structure for 11 years.
After the cancellation of the 2010 season part way through due to 'The Event', the ECB for once did the sensible thing by deciding that part of the reason for 'The Event' may have been due to the lack of the 50 over game in the county structure, and reverted the system for the 2011 season back to how it was in the 2009 season. They haven't changed it since, and 'The Event' has not repeated itself, so maybe it's worked.
In terms of who's won trophies, Yorkshire have been dominant, with 9 trophies in only the past 6 years, including a treble winning season in 2018. Kent have also won 3 trophies in that period, as have Sussex under the Hopkinson banner (Mark Robinson quit immediately after the 'Event'). I can also, surprisingly tell you that the holders of the Challenge Trophy going into the 2022 season are Scotland CC, beating Hopkinson's Sussex in the final, something that may have well made Hopkinson resign at the end of the season.
In terms of perennial failures, Glamorgan have established themselves as the worst side, with 5 bottom placed finishes in the 2 divisional competitions in only the past 6 years, making so many wooden spoons they almost need another utensils draw to fit them all in. Somerset, the second best one day team in the country pre-'Event', are now almost permanent fixtures in the bottom tiers of English cricket.
If the whole regeneration process didn't work well, and you don't remember what cricket is or who I am, don't start trying to re-find out. Cricket is a cruel mistress, and you really don't want to know who I am. Honestly.
PS - My web browser doesn't seem to think that followed is a word, and if it isn't then I've been making it up for the past 15 or so years! :P



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